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Menstruation Slang Terms

All anal sex week
Arts and crafts week at Panty Camp
At high tide
Aunt Dot
Aunt Flo(w)'s in town
Aunt Rose visiting
Aunt Ruby

Barbequed chicken
Big Red
Bitchy witchy week
Blobs, The
Bloody Mary
Blow job week

Calendar days
Charlie popped out of the bush and I need allies
Chasing the cotton mouse
Checking into the Red Roof Inn
Clean-up on aisle one
Clogging molly
Closed for business
Closed for maintenance
Closed shop
Code red
Communists in the Summer House
Cousin Claudia
Cousin Tom (Time Of the Month)
Crimson curse, The
Crimson tide, The
Crimson wave, The
Curse, The

Dam has burst, The
Dark week, The
Dead week
Dishonorable discharge from the Uterine Navy
Dracula's tea bag

End of sentence
Executive week

Falling to the communists
Flying the red flag
Friend from the Red Sea

Game Day for the crimson tide
Gift, The
Girl time

Hammock season
Having the painters in
Hummer week
Hunt for Red October, The

In season
In the shop

Kitty has a nosebleed, The

Lady days
Lady in the red dress
Leak week
Leaky basement
Little enemy
Little ketchup with my steak, A
Little Red Riding Hood (in the woods)

Massacre at the beef curtain
Massacre at the Y
Misery, The
Miss Scarlett's come home to Tara
Monkey has a nosebleed, The
Monthly bill
Monthly bloodpool
Monthly curse
Monthly evacuations
Monthly time
Monthly trouble
Monthly visitor
Moody monthly
Moon time
Moses parting the Red Sea
Mother nature's curse
Mother Nature's gift
Mucking out
Mudslide in Crotch Canyon
My cup of joy is overflowing
My red-headed cousin from down south
My red-headed cousin from Virginia
My steak is raw

Nosebleed in Australia
Nuisance, The

Oil change
Old faithful
On the blob
On the rag
Ordering l'Omelette Rouge
Out of commission
Out of order

Pad straddling
Painters are in, The
Panty painting
Panty shields up, Captain!
Planting cotton
Playground's muddy, The
Playing banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band

Quiff cry

Rag, The
Raining down South
Raising the Japanese flag
Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
Red Beard's toothpaste
Red dollar days
Red flag is up, The
Red letter day
Red light district
Red moon rising
Red ribbon week
Red rider's revenge
Red river blues
Red scare, The
Red snow, The
Red Sox are in town
Red special
Red thread in the sowing machine
Red wings
Red witch
Riding the cotton cowboy
Riding the cotton pony
Riding the crimson tide
Riding the crimson wave
Riding the red ball special

Saddling Old Rusty
Santa's bringing the presents
Scarlet letter, The
Seeing red
Serving up the womb steak medium rare
Shark bait
She has the painters in
Sitting on a sock
Squeaky mattress symphony
Snatchbox decorated with red roses, A
Soggy box
Sprung a leak
Strings attached
Surfing the crimson tide
Surfing the crimson wave

T.O.M. (Time Of the Month)
T-Minus 9 months and holding
Taking Carrie to the prom
Technical difficulties
That time of the month
The Cardinals are at home
Time to change the filter
Tin roof's rusted
Tomato boat has come in
Too wet to plow
Train wreck
Trolling for vampires

Up on blocks

Vampire's bag lunch
Visit from Cap'n Bloodsnatch, A
Visit from Aunt Flo
Visit from the Cardinal, A
Visit from Grandma
Visitations, The

War in Virginia
Weeping womb
Wound of Eve that never heals, The
Wounded clam

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